Oh dear fat, it's time to say goodbye,
It's been a blast, I've had fun,
But now it's time to say goodbye.
I've enjoyed our amazing times together,
sugary highs, amazing tastes, and fatty connections,
but now it's time to say goodbye.
I'll never forget you, I'll always remember,
comfort food days were the best,
emotional highs and lows, you were always there,
but now it's time to say goodbye.
It's now time to end this chapter,
I want to start anew with the little black dress,
we'll have new fun days, amazing times together,
tight and smart we'll be, you'll see.
Oh, dear fat, don't be sad,
you will be missed, but you must see,
it will soon be worse for both you and me,
if I don't say goodbye.
Don't worry fat, you'll have some friends,
to help you on your way, smooth and speedy.
Their names are exercise and calorie control,
they'll introduce healthy lifestyle, this will make it easy.
you don't have to worry,
if you ever feel the need to reminisce,
pop back and say hello,
but just don't stay too long,
because the little black dress will not be kind.
So for now you must prepare,
your journey will be swift,
you may stumble, but that's okay,
I'll be there to help you lift and continue.
Hello, little black dress.
